A public service announcement

Don’t squeeze pimples that you find in your armpit. I tried to pop one once without thinking and almost passed out from the trauma. I fell to the ground and my eyes watered like I’d just watched Travis take Old Yeller out back. For a good couple of days after, I couldn’t reach to the top shelf in the larder for the Frosties. Just wanted to spare someone else the pain of having to go through something no one rightfully should.